Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Ear Ring is Actually in the Left Ear

 Good news nobody!  I fixed my scanner!  It only took my two hours but now I can share things like this,



















Did that ruin your childhood?

I'm not sure what works better, the scanned drawings or the paintbrush drawings, wither way it's shit.  I'll probably just do whatever I feel like from time to time.

So after that disaster, I'll try and to an actual post tomorrow, I've brainstormed some stuff I want to do I just need to actually do it.  I spent too much time playing Dead Rising 2 today, and it's amazing.  I love duct taping bowie knives to punching gloves and pretending to be Wolverine.  I wonder how much boxing gloves and bowie knives cost...

One last thing, here's a picture of myself because today I felt like I had lesbian hair, which is a common thought for me.  No matter how I get my haircut, I always feel like I look like a lesbian, not that there's anything wrong with that.  It's just I'm a guy, and I look like a girl who likes to wear a strap-on and fuck other girls in the ass.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Superbug

I almost died today.
A bug tried to kill me.  I don't know what kind of bug, only that it looked like this
Not actual size though, it was at least 10 or 20 times bigger. 

So this Superbug as I have named it, was apparently scurrying around my room all night, but when I decided to get up this morning(okay...afternoon) it saw fit to attack as I checked my emails.
It dropped down from the ceiling, landed on MY HEAD and bounced onto the computer.  Of course, i shut the thing fast before it could escape.  Then I didn't open my laptop for the rest of the day until my mom came home and could confirm that the bug was dead.  After which I scrubbed my laptop until I was sure it was clean.
So i didn't have my computer all day, it was very boring and quite terrifying.  I'm not sure what was scarier, the bug or lack of internet.

In other news, things are pretty much the same as yesterday.  I realize the site looks kinda shitty, but I have no idea how to code or how the internet really works, I'm much better at trying to be a warewolf
So until I find someone to make me a website, it will look like this.  Probably for a while because I hate going outside, the sun is BRIGHT.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

INTERNET!!!!!!!

So I'm not on the first 5 pages of a Google search for Wizard Squid yet.  How long does internet fame take?

P.S.  Apparently there is a squid wizard on twitter...he is now my enemy!

P.P.S.  I shouldn't do posts this short without a picture again...I just thought you should know about the squid wizard rivalry.

P.P.P.S.  I realize no one is reading this, and I'm probably going crazy, but the good kind of crazy, where you watch The Princess Bride all day.
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What is a Wizard Squid?

This:

Also a blog, because the internet needs another one.
I'm mainly doing this as an output because all I do right now is watch cartoons and pretend I got up before 1.  Also so I can draw pictures of an onion being badass and pretend it's legit.  

Lastly I'm pretty awesome and need to share it with the world or I'll explode with awesomeness.

I have no idea how blogs work so I don't know how to get people to read this...be funny?  Be naked?  Pretend to be a wizard?  I hope to do all that this week and more.  Like today, I pretended I was a zombie raptor, then my mom came home and told me to shower.

Should I actually say something about me?  Do people care about that?  In any case, I'm 19, a guy(sorry internet) and I live at home after dropping out of collage after a week.  So things are looking up...